Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century
YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
AHH I NEED A MINUTE
HOLY FUCK TURN ON THE SUBTITLES
I REALLY AM IN A LESBIAN GHIBLI MOVIE HOLY SHIT
Leave it to Ghibli to tackle homosexuality (openly) before any major American studio does. The most we’ve had so far stateside is Dreamwork’s Gobber implying his own homosexuality.
This excites me, because it’s high time we started making mainstream stories for children that feature gay romances. We need to stop putting “gay” in the “adult” or “alternative” sections.
If the signs were mythological creatures:
- Aries: Werewolf
- Taurus: Hell hound
- Gemini: Doppelgänger
- Cancer: Banshee
- Leo: Fairy
- Virgo: Angel
- Libra: Nymph
- Scorpio: Siren
- Sagittarius: Ghost
- Capricorn: Mermaid
- Aquarius: Vampire
- Pisces: Shapeshifter